Sandy The Terrorist

Coming through security this time we have the whole 100ml thingy down pat with all in little clear bottles in their own little clear plastic bags yes we were so proud of our packing and feeling like true seasoned travellers.
So I'm through and I look back Sandy the terrorist is trying to smuggle on board the caned contents for a Thai curry! What do you mean I can't take these on board.... I walk over and was quickly escorted away ... this was Sandy's bag and Please Sir Step Away From The Lady!! Great I'm heading away for 3 months and Sands will be in maximin security some where in the airport system.
So after some consultation Sandy is set free and also set free from those nasty cans of red curry paste, cocoanut milk, water chestnuts and bamboo shoots. Apparently this is still classified as liquid and pasts and unidentifiable because even though they were in cans with labels they can not be sure this is what was in them. Mind you without a can opener which you can't take on a plane how could one even open the to use the contents on the plane! So no red curry dinners for some of the Italian that Sandy was hoping to cook for but at lease we are both on the plane...